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Nov 20 2002

Lighting circa 1959 |
Click on the small image to the
left to bring up the full-size ad for late 50s/early 60s light
fittings from Design magazine. Real life examples can still be
found in some remaining cafes: Dante's [RIP] in Duke St; the
Sea Breeze in Walthamstow; The Copper Grill in Eldon St; The
Zippy Grill in Goldhawk Rd; The New Piccadilly in Denman St...
A lot of the shapes and forms shown here seem to have quietly
come back into vogue over the last few years. A trip round any
large B&Q or Ikea will throw up many examples of contemporary
light fittings which draw heavily on these sources. Good to see
the genre enjoying an upsurge in popularity but better still
to find the real thing left alone in its natural environment
::: |
Nov 4 2002
The Zippy Grill on Goldhawk Road Shepherd's Bush
is a perfect example of the old 60s Wimpy-style cafe interior.
Wimpy Bar franchises hired from owner Eddie Gold (who had 12
in Chicago) were introduced into special section of the Lyons
Corner Houses and by 1969 there were 460 in the UK - and eight
in Oxford Street alone. Wimpy Managing Director David Acheson
put their immediate success down to: "a whole new tranche
of customer...people who weren't used to eating out...Wimpy was
a social meeting place... it was cheerful... and plastic..."
Good examples can be seen in the late 60s movies 'Bedazzled'
and 'The Sorcerers'. Talking of good examples, St Georges Restaurant at 36a Clapham Old Town SW4 (RIP Feb 2003!) has long been a Classic Cafes Select Sub Committee
favourite: fake wood & powder blue laminate walls; dulled
chequer-board floor; outcrop of Aspidistras in the corner; proper
stick-on-letter menus and an extended family of owners who will
all come out to greet you at the drop of a bacon sandwich. So,
why not muss up your Hollyoaks haircut, bouncy-castle trainers
and shrinkfit Hoxton t-shirt, spread out over a couple of tables,
fire off some choice Shoreditch-twat smalltalk - 'I luv that
ad with the weepy little mobile being harangued in a a greasy
spoon' - and chow down George style? Just how cool is THAT?
Zippy Grill
Special #1
Zippy Grill Special
#2
St Georges Restaurant Special
#1
Nov 1 2002

As featured in Olivier's 'The Entertainer', for over sixty years
this family-run establishment (silver teapots, maple floors,
crystal chandeliers, traditional uniforms) has become a local
'rendezvous with a reputation for English fare good enough to
please every palate at prices reasonable enough to suit every
pocket.' Classic Cafes' man down on the jetty Ross MacFarlane reckons:
"... there are at least three ice cream parlours on the
sea front at Morecambe. All close cousins of the London classic
cafes: period interiors, cheap fayre, timeless atmosphere. Of
particular note is Hart's
Restaurant. The waitresses still have to wear French style
uniforms. A trip to the gents leads you past the deserted upstairs
ballroom. If I ever do find my way there again I'm sure I'll
find the staff and patrons to be the same, and not aged. Either
that or Morrissey, Alan Bennett and Thora Hird will be having
lunch." Heavy overtones here of Hancock's 'The Punch &
Judy Man' filmed on location in Bognor in 1962: "Bognor...
was a disaster area. The trippers had stayed away in swarms...
the few brave regulars, who could not quite break the habit of
a lifetime, sat about in sad, usually damp, little groups...
Hancock stood on the seafront at Bognor as lightning hissed and
crackled overhead... Turning his face skyward he shouted, 'go
on make it worse.'" [Cliff Goodwin 'When The Wind Changed'
Century 1999] Bleedin' marvellous. |
Oct 29 2002
Sometimes you have
to look just that little bit harder. We found this lonely old
Fish
Bar & Kebab House quietly
going about its business on the corner of Tottenham St and Whitfield
St just behind Goodge St tube. The main front-section on the
corner is a standard fish bar, but tucked round the side is a
bolt-on mini restaurant that looks - yes, you've guessed - pretty
well untouched since, oh , 1953. First off, check those chairs; square, solid, metal
and drab-green leatherette. So far so good. Then the ranks of
tables; plain olde worlde coverings with place settings just
so. A nice touch. The eye is then drawn up up and away to the
polished vinyl-wood walls... the scallop shell ceiling pattern...
the period clock... the random wall plates... tiny paintings.
But finally it's the dead, voided space itself that beckons;
a moribund refuge in the North Soho (NoHo) hinterlands where
solid 'municipal' buildings lie scattered all round, oblivious
to the blanket Starbucking of central Soho. Though Charlotte
St has been denuded of the grand old Venus Kebab House, the FB&KH
and a handful of neighbouring 'classic' Indian and Thai joints
hold on for grim life. At the going down of the sun, we will
remember them. Can
we also commend to your souls these still-standing Soho treasures
all dotted around Old Compton St: the red-boothed Pollo, the basement chalet cabin Capucetto,
the espresso-brown Centrale
(where Malcolm McClaren
reputedly fine-tuned 80s Burundi combo Bow Wow Wow with daily
pep-talks), the Sorrentine Amalfi and the curtain-twitching cod-Italiana
of the roomy Presto. God is good. Get stuck in.
Fish
Bar & Kebab House Special
Oct
27 2002

Sheringham Railway Poster |
After a dismal
storm-lashed jaunt to Cromer in Norfolk we took off to nearby Sheringham
to find a stupendous carriage cafe on a period steam-train at
the Sheringham light-railway. This glory is a delighful 'utility'
restaurant car decked out in full 40s Milk Bar mode. In the town
itself, the Sea Breeze is typical of several joints, a parlour
cafe replete with net curtains and various outdoor menu signs
and close by, an anonymous eaterie with lovely fluted-wood doors
and internal pink banquettes. Nearly all admirably conforming
to the classic cafes table-chair-light fitting 'holy trinity'.
Incidentally, though Cromer town itself will by turns depress
and enchant even the most case-hardened Moribundians, the train
trip to Cromer from Liverpool St is like some perfectly preserved
'Oh, Mr Porter' theme park! Glorious.
Sheringham
Utility Steam Cafe
Sheringham
High Street Cafes
|
Oct 3 2002

Alfredo's: as was on Essex Rd N1 circa 1996 |
Good news...
After
years of neglect, the amazing Alfredo's is being re-opened.
The cats who own the acclaimed Sausage & Mash eaterie in
Portobello have taken over this listed 20s cafe and plan to open
in several weeks. We have been assured that pretty well the entire
interior has been kept as was - all polished up and returned
to tiptop condition. Even the grand sign from above the door
(which vanished some years ago) has been tracked down. Old regulars
may recall the formidable, greasy glories of the original Alfredo's
dishes. We understand the menu from now on will be slightly more
refined. It's a wonderful life! Bad news... the equally lovely Regent Snack Bar on Edgware Road has
been demolished. We are currently looking at all the salvaged
artifacts.
Regent
Snack and Milk Bar Special #1
|
Sep 30 2002

The glorious sign that hangs over The Panda
Restaurant on the Holloway Road. Though closed when the Classic
Cafe heritage-time-team-and-municipal-inspectorate rolled into
N7, some good honest coppering ascertained that, yes, the gaff
is still open and that the interior is as desolately untouched
as the frontage would suggest. This cafe is built into a pleasing
30s mansion block perfectly complementing the Deco movie-house
opposite now so lovingly butchered into a multiplex by the Odeon
chain. You owe it to yourself to 'swing down' to the Panda and
put in a double order for 'bamboo', 'sugar cane' and 'long grass'
and don't foget to tell 'em ChiChi sent you (This, we are assured
by the neighbours, is sure to raise a smile!) Also of note, raw
interior caff wildlife shots from darkest Shepherd's Bush - the
infinitely moribund Harris's Cafe Rest on Goldhawk Road (pix
by Classic Cafes undercover lensman Jim 'Mac' McIntosh.) Nature
red in tooth and claw...
Panda Restaurant
Special
Harris's Cafe
Rest Special
|
Aug 29 2002
Dante: Duke St W1 (Pic: Phil Nicholls)
|
RIP Mar 2003 After a lightning audio appearance
on Radio 4's 'Excess Baggage' travel show, Classic Cafes can
now reveal the Dante in Duke St (near Grosvenor
Square) in its full visual splendour. The owner is already talking
about retiring so yet another little gem is set to bite the dust.
But get along to it now to appreciate the Contemporary high-street
charms of a real hole-in-the-wall
corker before Starbucks or Benjy's violate the site. Great 50s
lighting throughout; booths a-go-go; leatherette stools; dark
panelled walls... Serious kit. Stroll straight in off Oxford
Street after lolling about in Selfridges and order a large bacon
bap. |
Zita Sandwich Bar
San Siro #1
San Siro #2
Cromer - Seaside
Special #1
Cromer - Seaside
Special #2
July 29 2002
Remo: RIP Weighouse St (Pic: Phil Nicholls) |
No updates for a while due to work commitments
but unfortunately the last four months have exacted a fearsome
toll. Chez
Monique
behind Holborn Station has had its orange formica interior stripped
out in the vilest fashion. So too the great old Remo (see left). The Modern Cafe next to the Scala cinema has also
been destroyed. Sad to report too the ruination of the Metro caff next to Goldhawk
Rd tube. Once a rickety old Pinter-style place, the redoubtably
foul-mouthed Michael who runs it has installed a dozen Edwardian
drawing room tables and draped the whole place in Eritrean nick-nacks.
This has to be seen to be believed - bomb-damaged Cotswold tea-house
meets third-world 'Bush thrift chic. Don't miss our all new Caff History and Caff Quotes mega-sections! |
Some good news: looks like
Alfredo's on Essex Road N1 has been salvaged
after years of neglect. It has been taken over by the Sausage
and Mash restaurant chain (S&M) who, we understand, have
left the beautiful old time interior pretty well alone. We shall
see... A Mr Andy Lyons sends us this description of The Servewell
Cafe SE16 which he feels may be of interest: "Bolted-on plastic seats. Brown and white splurge
pattern table top (possibly not formica). Cream walls. One painted
mirror, couple of arty b& w prints, one of a handbag, the
other a rooftop view across a Modernist building, possibly South
Bank. One battered old photo of a football team in a park circa
1980s, and a b&w photopcopy of the street as it was in the
40s or 50s. Turkish-run, message in Turkish hanging over the
entrance to the kitchen. Mixed grill, all day breakfasts, Wimpy
chart on the wall offering six types of burgers but three covered
over. Cheap prices. Clientele - Turkish geezers and more local
variety. Saw two prime demonstrations of the Cockney Bowl, Bermondsey
variant (swaying walk, more sideways than forwards). Youngish
skinhead with cut on the side of his head eating mixed grill
with feverish intent. Boogie Wonderland playing on the radio
when I ordered; Yes Sir, I Can Boogie on when I left. Might go
there more often when I'm 55." Mr Lyons also mentions a
pastime called 'soccer' and his own 'half
decent' efforts to popularize the hobby. We wish him well.
Meanwhile, more whizzer n' chips Classic Cafes' picture specials...
Metro - W12
Special #1
Metro - W12 Special
#2
Sea Breeze
- E17 Special
Coffee Cup
- NW1 Special
Ferrari's - E17 Special
Perdonni's - Lambeth
North Special
Caff Cavalcade
#14
Caff Cavalcade
#15
Mar 23 2002
"... this
parlour-style cafe looks like a red-formica refugee camp for
Pinter stage tramps... The elderly male clientele seem to have
been regulars for nigh on half a century and the sense of lives
solidified into defeat is palpable... visceral display of raw,
kitchen-sink existence at the end of its tether... regulars sift
through the small change of lives made moribund by decades of
social marginalization... murmurs of endless, cold ossified mornings
and long, atrophied afternoons haunt the wooden Victorian booths
and exquisitely sad sauce-smeared tables... Britain doing what
it has done best for a century - crushing and blanching the life
from a populace raw from generations of managed decline... "
Tea Rooms
Photo Special #1
Tea Rooms Photo
Special #2
Mar 1 2002
Vic Valoti set
up his brilliant cafe in the '40s when a young Audrey Hepburn
used to be a regular. Until the mid 90s it remained an oasis
of loud orange tiling, wonderful high backed dark green booths
and Googie style light hangings. When the landlords demanded
savage rent rises, the staff were forced to vacate. Another location
was canvassed to rebuild the caff in, including the original
furniture and fittings but the plans unfortunately came to nothing.
The staff of Forbidden Planet took souvenir pictures of the place
on Oct 30 1996, a few months before closure. We owe them a great
debt for archiving this London treasure...
Valoti Picture
Special: RIP 1996
Feb 14 2002
The magnificent Pubali Cafe
was discoverd by Classic Cafes fan Mark Gould near to Westferry
station on Commercial Rd. Part normal fry cafe, part basic Indian
restaurant, it's one of the few London caffs to be protected
by English Heritage; the frontage can't be altered since it's
technically part of the listed building next door. Open every
day from around 12.00 till 10.00pm - closed all day Tuesday.
A moribund masterpiece. Rails Mark: "(alongside)
the undertakers nearby - another listed building - the place
and the staff have been embalmed (ever since) my grandad used
to have a fruit and veg shop around the corner when I was a kid
in the 70's. No-one has ever bought anything in Pubali or been
inside the pub next door, the Star of the East. The desolate
Burdett/Commercial Road crossroads is where the Docklands developers
bulldozed the heart of the old dock community so that bankers
and media wankers could plough onto Canary Dwarf. Charlie Brown's
pub, the Blue Posts and a dozen Chinese restaurants where dockers,
stevedores, brasses and the art crowd used to drink are now a
flyover and a service road for Heseltine's dream..."
Pubali - Commercial
Rd Special #1
Pubali - Commercial
Rd Special #2
Pubali - Commercial
Rd Special #3
Feb 8 2002
A current Barbican retrospective
devoted to transitional British art of the 50s features this
Christmas card of the period. Cafe Torino was a favoured caff
for many of the art sects prevalent in the area at the time.
A tiny slice of lost Soho that stands as a testament to the enduring
influence of caffs on the creative life of a Britain emerging
from the cultural shell-shock of WW2.

Patrick Crooke: Christmas
card for Cafe Torino 1955
More hard caff reportage as we bring you
this moody image of Paul Simenon...
in a cafe! as well as Gilbert and George ensconced in their
East London local. A shameless, uncredited partial rip-off
of this site recently appeared as a broadsheet supplement
asked: "Are (cafes) destined always to fulfill their role
in the popular imagination as the haunt of the lonely, the lorry
driver and the little old lady? Or are they a genuine and valuable
part of British urban culture... Today traditional family-run
caffs are sometimes dismissed as greasy spoons. But in an age
of ubiquitous Starbucks, Costas and the inevitable McDonalds,
these temples to the all-day breakfast are surviving and thriving...
windows streaming with the condensation from warm bodies, damp
overcoats and steaming mugs of tea." Surviving and thriving?
That'll be why dozens are shutting each year, no doubt. Anyway,
if the tenor of all this sounds a little familiar, just look
back at the intro/history pages of this site. Nice to see Classic
Cafes' low level attempts at cultural engineering paying off
though.
Caff Cavalcade
#13: The Popular Cafe
Jan 9 2002
Almunecar is a
not-overly developed resort with a sub-tropical climate about
90km from Malaga and lying at the foot of the beautiful Sierra
Nevada mountains. This Spanish caff special - taken in Winter
- 2001 - shows a classic European coffee-lounge: paneled interiors;
a '50s typographic flourish on the outside awnings; old style
swivel seats and a nifty covered section outside with orange
stripped sun-guard... Head for: Cafeteria
Al Quiros, Paseo del Altillo, 1, Almuñécar 18690,
Granada, Spain
Andalucian caff special
Jan 5 2002
 |
Terrible
news that The York Gate Cafe in Broadstairs
has been 'redeveloped.' Fiona Morrissey writes to say: 'We visited
Broadstairs today... too late to experience the glory of the
York Gate: through the white smeared windows I spied that the
place has been completely gutted. I felt so angry at such lack
of pride in our cafe culture. English Heritage and other groups
only seems concerned with preserving stately homes and gardens,
while corner cafes and pubs are laid to waste.' In April 2001
Mr Jan Siegieda informed us: 'The current owner has passed the
lease over to Thorley Taverns Ltd... Rumours are circulating
that they propose to convert the York Gate Cafe into a wine bar...'
We advised Mr Siegieda immediately how to make an emergency application
to English Heritage but the process is fraught with problems.
As for Thorley Taverns, a plague on all their houses... |
York Gate
Cafe Interiors
Caff Cavalcade #12: The Vernasca
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