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Snack Bar: behind Claridges
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These are the best of the classic cafes
left standing largely unharmed in London. Note that most keep
odd early closing times at the weekends - and often during the
week for that matter. Few open more than a couple of hours on
Saturdays. In the long-term all are under threat. Catch 'em now
whilst they're still standing.
Click here > for an at-a-glance Top Ten cafe guide.
Click here > for Central London
establishments.
Click here > for the abbreviated No. 8 bus London
Caff Tour.
Also, here's the full unexpurgated
Central
London Cafe Tour
that was put together for Architecture Week 17 - 26 June 2005...
lliE. Pellicci
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Ye must be born
again! Fire-damaged as of June 2000 - now triumphantly re-opened
and thriving - Pellicci's astonishing
interior marquetry dates from the early twentieth century.
Though the cafe was partially re-modelled in the late 40s the
authoritative steel logo over the front door and the classic
custard-colour Vitrolite exterior panels signal a potent authenticity.
The Krays were regulars - often castigating customers for bad
language; Berkoff's portrait still adorns the walls; Patsy Palmer
lived nearby; Iain Sinclair namechecks the place in 'Lights
Out...' and Groove Armada are longtime devotees. This
is simply one of the greatest (and friendliest) places in all
of London and boasts possibly the best personal service of any
eaterie in Britain. Pellicci's HAS - repeat HAS - to be seen
to be believed. Do whatever it takes to tube it to Bethnal Green
and hike up the high street to visit this masterpiece. And, as
of Feb 2005, it's been Grade II listed
by English Heritage, one of only two twentieth century cafes
to be protected (the other one is Alfredo's - now S&M Restaurant.) |
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lllNew Piccadilly (Denman St W1) |
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The
last of the big hitters left in Soho and possibly the largest
'spoon' left in London. Wall-to-wall yellow Formica and lots
of brilliant red booth seating make this one of Europe's finest
eateries. Quite apart from the breathtakingly well preserved
interior, the New Piccadilly menu
itself is a collectors item design classic. A cathederal amongst
caffs and as such be advised that this is a place of reverence
and high sanctimony, So leave your combats, style-wanker trainers
and TinTin fraggle crop at the door. We'll have no trouble here!
Read the 'Independent on Sunday' interview with proprietor Lorenzo Marioni.
More > New Piccadilly Photo
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lllAlfredo's aka S & M Cafe (4-8 Essex Rd N1) |

Alfredo's
(pre S&M, with original signage) N1
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Long
thought closed for good but saved by the S&
M [Sausage & Mash] Restaurant chain as of Dec 2002. Alfredo's was founded
and run by the DeRitus family who came to Britain at the turn
of the century. After eighty years in the business, Vincent DeRitus
looked forward to his son taking over, "but he wasn't cut
out for the catering game." Parts of Quadrophenia
and Mojo were filmed here, first-circle London ganglander
Frank Fraser was practically part of the furniture and actor
Steven Berkoff was a regular throughout his hungry years. The Deco styling dates from 1920 and
is awesome: gleaming steel; lashings of blue table formica; amazing
wall panels and vitrolite ceilings throughout. (Excellent mug
souvenirs too). Exquisitely greasy and hugely popular, from Feb 2000, Alfredo's
was boarded up but Islington council were adamant the exterior
and interior were protected as fine examples of 1940s architecture
(the upper apartments are also protected as an 18th C. terrace).
The S & M restoration is a real indigenous attempt to face-off
the US cafe chains: all the Formica tables, Thonet chairs, Deco
trim and vitrolite panels remain fully intact. The company promises
to revive more classic caffs in the future. Kevin Finch, head
of S & M restaurants, says: "With the new caffs I'm
doing, the building, the fabric is as vital as the food. Proper
tables, authentic light fittings... that's so important to me.
We want that real atmosphere; I want to replicate what Alfredo's
was, what it meant. It's got to be done with integrity and it's
got to be done with heart." (Listed Grade II building) |
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Gambardella [Vanbrugh
Park SE3]   NEW
Along with L Rodi
E17 (below) and The Koffi Pot, Welling (also below), The Gambardella
(Vanbrugh Park,
E3) is the most exciting classic cafe find this year. Run by the same family right from its opening day
over a half-century ago, this is possibly the most hidden cafe
gem in all of London lost in the Blackheath Standard area
at the top of Greenwich Park. (The only way to get there is via
a circuitous bus route from Greenwich town centre). The building
dates from the 1930s, but the unique moulded plywood revolving
chairs were installed during the 1960s. The two sections of the
cafe form an entire history of the genre: the front room is early
20th Century deco with amazing flesh-coloured Vitrolite and chrome;
the back section is mid-century Festival of Britain in red and
black Formica. And don't miss the silver deco clock, the tile-floor
parlour, the 100 year old fridge and the nifty old wall heaters.
A masterpiece.
L. Rodi [Blackhorse
Lane E17]   NEW
L. Rodi's is a splendid old caff that's
been with the same family since 1925. The frontage is somewhat
altered (thought the excellent 'L. Rodi Light Refreshment' sign
is untouched) but the front room is a fantasy of marble-mint
Formica set under sparkling Vitrolite; chrome edged tables are
packed tight opposite an original counter with a giant old English
Electric fridge at the back; the upper walls are lined with authentic
1950s tobacco posters. The back room is a veritable caff museum:
lined with emerald and off-white tiles; Victorian marble tables;
a working grandfather clock that still chimes the hours; black-lacquer
bentwood coathangers; framed menus from the past and beaten-silver
signs embossed with the words 'Teas' and 'Suppers'. The place
has barely changed in a century. Overwhelming. Emotional. Essential.
Koffi Pot [Welling High
St, Welling]   NEW
Originally owned by an Italian
family called the Feraras, this much-loved
local dates from the 1930s and retains an unusual and extensive
collection of coffee pots all sizes, shapes and colours
displayed on a long shelf over the counter. The outside
sign boasts 'Builders Breakfasts Horlicks and Bovril'. The large
interior is a fantasia of lustrous frosted lemon and lime opaque
glass, set off with original ceiling fans, neon strip lights
and beautiful old fashioned stick-on-letter wall menus. Truly,
a Valhalla in Vitrolite for classic cafes fans. (In 2001, director
Mike Leigh shot a couple of scenes at the Koffi Pot for his film
All or Nothing.)
Alpino [Chapel Market
N1] 
Only the stylish serif typeface above the
door indicates anything special but special the Alpino most certainly
is. Founded in 1959 this monument has held on to every ounce
of its character. The interior is a wonderland of museum-quality
tables and shiny, worn wooden booth seating. On top of this,
the fluted beige wall panels, teak-veneer Formica, glossed-over
1950s anaglypta, red lino floor tiles, period wall heaters, glorious lamp fittings, coat-hangers
and teak detailing make this a no holds barred Top
Ten destination. Jeez, even the Alpino's plum-pattern plate
n' saucer sets are ceramic perfection. Just ducky! Simon Cheung,
the Alpino's owner, is a caff-master of the old school; a gent
who really knows how to handle the old place to best effect.
NB: For the flaneurs out there, this is a favoured Iain
Sinclair stop-off on his Regent Canal walks.
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Copper
Grill [Eldon St EC2] RIP Jun 04
Magnificent upper &
basement interior with splendid murals downstairs. Rosewood tables
and seats and original milk bar-style serving counters. Good
lights... Set behind Liverpool St station. Great outside sign.
Lapidus beanpole rails also! The large amount of wood booth seating
is inspirational and the scale somewhere near the best of the
US diners like Dennys. The downstairs is even larger with chalet-style
wall texturing and a weird geometric counter. Murals adorn the
back alcove booths in the style of an alpine lodge! An absolute
classic that must not be missed.
More > interview with Mr Burkeman. |
Don's [Lower Clapton
Road E5]  NEW
Almost as turbid as the Clapton Ponds it stands
next to, with its creaky double-fronted exterior and unremitting
drab decor, this caff seems to be perpetually on its last legs.
Orders are written in felt-tip pen on an ancient piece of plastic on the counter which is then wiped
clean. The cafe's run
by the eponymous Don and his ancient Italian siblings
(all of whom came from Lucca in the 1930s) and sits just around
the corner from where Harold Pinter was born. Fans rave about
the "wonderful physical space and decor, fine food and music...
oh, the music!" Don's
chirpy whistling (and the accompanying polka music) is a unique
selling point along with the big fat caff cat: "Places like
Don's offer something you can't get in your quotidian Costa Coffee:
character. Okay, the food isn't up to the ludicrously high standard
of Stateside equivalents like Tom's Restaurant in Brooklyn, but
it's run by two tiny little fellas, both about 75 years old,
who make great tea to a non-stop soundtrack of 1940s French accordion
music. There's something terribly classy about it, even taking
into account the nicotine-stained walls, ratty furniture and
faintly grubby atmosphere."
Piccolo [Eldon St EC2] RIP July 2004
Almost next door to the Copper
Grill. This narrow cafe has
an unusual basement that has classic chalet-style
decor throughout. Both upstairs and downstairs sections retain
the original Swiss light fittings and snow cave wall texturing.The
Piccolo and Copper Grill are like brother and sister. Voyage
out to the rear of Liverpool St station and investigate them
both.
Brunchies
[Gt Titchfield St W1] RIP Jun 2002
An oasis of leatherette sanity
in an injection moulded wasteland! Good booths & lighting
& sign. In a weird enclave - the garment district north of
Oxford St. A great stomping ground for odd shops and lots of
50s buildings in the favoured municipal style. Particularly welcome
also in that most of the surrounding eateries are so hideous.
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Sandwich Bar [Brooks Mews W1] 
Possibly London's greatest
'plain-style' hidden gem. Utterly forgotten. Amazing silver metal
sign and door handle magically attached to a tiny frontage down
a tradesmans entry. Superb location behind Claridges in a brilliant
lost mews which unfortunately appears to be ripe for redevelopment
shortly. Brilliant green leatherette seats. Worn Formica tables.
Good walls. Always seats available - interesting mix of clientele:
cabbies & Claridges doormen. Good service. The very essence
of a fully functioning plain-cafe. Amazing locale. Also worth
checking for the huge array of Victorian electrics packed into
the bathroom like a Heath Robinson time bomb. Very functional
and very friendly. A model of British utility. More
> Brooks Mews Special
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Chez
Monique [Gate St] RIP 2002
Excellent orange Formica Bedazzled
int. with great booths in a hidden backstreet behind Holborn
station near the Soane Museum. A great little hide-away street
and always excellent service. Sister cafe 'Bernis' around the
corner now sadly defunct. A fine family establishment set at
odd angles nestling in a superb little enclave. As of summer
2002, massacred internally, only the nice yellow sign survives.
River
Cafe [Opp. Putney Bridge Tube SW6]  
This place has it all. Superb vitrolite [glassy]
ceiling, magnificent blue-tile
work & murals, excellent wood seats and full-on formica
tables, large busy counter, eccentric locals and a splendid frontage
with Gill-face sign. Not to mention a dream-team Italian family
giving the best service this side of Pelliccis. One drawback:
the milling BMG Records staff from head-office nearby & in-tow
pop stars - Dave Stewart is said to be a regular. If you head
there before 1.00pm lunchtime you will be assured a superb seat,
decent meal and a handy base for a river visit to the church
that featured hauntingly in 'The Omen.'
Remos [Weighhouse St W1] RIP [2002]
V. near 'Dante.' Good tables and
seats and tea machine. w/ "cavern" section. Slight
chalet-style - textured walls and cave-like hideaway booths.
Cherishable.
Sea
Breeze [239 High St E17] RIP 2003
Well worth traveling for and quite
near to the tube end of this market st. Superb interior with
black and brown booths. Brilliant lights and loads of powder
blue formica on the walls. Cut glass front door too. This fish
an chip joint is a must-see.
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